Dear...

Dear neighbor #1,

It was great to meet you yesterday. Sorry it had to be under these circumstances. Thank you so much for jumpstarting our car. I really had no idea what I would have done without you. Also, we hope that we can all hang out this summer around the pool.

Sincerely,
Your grateful neighbor



Dear neighbor #2,

It's exciting that you're working on your condo. That should help us all, pushing up all of our property values. We're excited that you're getting it done quickly. Please, though, we really do value our sleep, and hope that you would stop using your circular saw after 11pm (2300 hours if you're military). I think it might help the world be a better place.

Sincerely,
Your tired neighbor



Dear drivers in this town,

I know, I know, Earth Day was less than a week ago. We're each trying to do our part to save the environment. But choosing not to use your turn signal does not really conserve that much energy. Especially when you're driving in your Hummer or Tahoe. Also, when you cut someone off, it's polite to wave and pretend you are grateful for me not hitting you. Just a thought.

Sincerly,
the girl in the XTerra.