"What in the snowangel are you doing?
"Miss Julie, Mark does not want to marry you." (on the playground, completely unprompted.)
(btw... DH was very relieved to hear he has no competition from this 4 year old. Just kidding - he knows I'm all his.)
"I. AM. A. PICKLE!" (shouted while in the bathroom)
"Ah, that's what I really needed." (after getting a drink)
"I really, really hurt. I hurt to death."
Child sits down on the bench next to me.
"Are you ok?" - me
"Just resting my legs." - him (what 4 year old needs to rest his legs after 20 minutes on a playground??)
"I'll be the princess. You be the snake."
"I'm going to get a hyena at the hyena store. I need three of them." (this coming from a child whose dad tells him he coughs "like a puma.")
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